My brain has locked up

The InterTubes are full of endless blatherings on what candidate said what, who's ahead in the polls, winking folksy pigs in lipstick and the impending sequel, The Great Depression: Hoover's Revenge. All very important, but the brain can only take so much.

So let's take a break from all that for today and see what else is going on in the world:

What's the big deal? Angelina Jolie is breastfeeding on the cover of W magazine. And the problem is ??? Breastfeeding is a completely natural act -- and she's covered up anyway.

Would you rather see Britney Spears' whole nekkid pregnant body instead?

Speaking of Britney. So we're getting the straight skinny from Britney regarding her, ahem, "issues" of a few months ago. In between gulps of Cappucino and her snarfling up of Cheesey-Puffs she said, "What the hell was I thinking?" Um, you weren't.

Don't cry for me, Argentina. Hugh Hefner is single. The Girls Next Door done left his ass. But worry not. The hero of Man has a couple other girls lined up for the rebound, though angels they ain't.

The Internet: Everything to everyone. Unfortunately, this also applies to kids who want to learn how to build bongs. Apparently, the government just figured this out. Want to know how to help keep your kid from doing this? Pay attention. Pay attention to what they're looking at online. Better yet, pay more attention to them.

Well, I think that's all for now. You folks have a nice weekend, and come back and see us sometime, doggone it. I'm going to look out my window and see how the Russians are doing.