I don't know if you if you've noticed this or not, but there's an assload of useless crap on the Internet...
And here's a sampling:
Seven Hamburgers of the Apocalypse. Seven of the biggest, nastiest slabs of meat you'll ever see and hopefully never eat.
People in Cars. Ever wanted to see a bunch of people in their cars? Yeah, me neither. But I looked anyway, and so will you.
Strange Animals. So freaky, you'll think these are Photoshopped. Apparently, God had a lot of spare parts around when He created these beauts.
Flying Pizza Kitty. Duh.
The Surrealist Compliment Generator. "Your elbow patches rumble with a fear reminiscent of mayonnaise cradled in scotchguard."
Stop Alien Abductions. Need instructions on how to make that Thought Screen Helmet to protect you from the Alien MindMeld.
Impending Doom Clock. If we don't start listening to Al Gore, the environment is going to crap all over us. Find out when that shitstorm will hit.
Death by Caffeine. Before you suck down that cuppa Joe, see how many more you'll need to pull a Ben Sanderson and drink yourself to death.
Ok, I've done enough damage here. Good luck.
