Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Top Reasons Being Laid Off is Good


Every cloud as a silver lining, right? Here we go.

Number 10: You save water by not showering every day.
Number 9: No annoying co-workers to deal with.
Number 8: Freelance jobs offer the opportunity to work in underwear.
Number 7: One word: Oprah.
Number 6: Safe to go outside now that Bush is out of office.
Number 5: Staring contests with the cat.
Number 4: Nap time, baby!
Number 3: More time to do wife's bidding. (Hey, who hacked into my blog?!?!)
Number 2: Surfing the Internet without getting hassled by The Man.

and the Number 1 reason why being laid off is good: It's fun to be a part of such a large group.