I'm pathetic

I'm a pathetic blogger.

Ok, I realize that's an oxymoron. But I trust you get what I'm saying.

I can't even maintain regular updates on my blog. Hell, even the old man updates his blog daily.

I'm a slacker.

I've missed so much. I've failed to keep you fair readers up to date on what's happening in the world. To wit,

Paris Hilton, presidential candidate.

Bill O'Reilly, children's book author. Er, not so
fast.

Brett Favre, a New York Jet?

Preacher's wife with a case of air rage.

Um, whatever this is.

Dick Cheney's new favorite amusement park ride.

I think that's enough for now, kiddies. I'll write more soon.

No, really. I will. I promise.